• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Ya gotta love proverbs

    CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone........ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all...
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    Bad but funny

    A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the...
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    Cool pics

    A buddy e-mailed these to me so I thought I'd share. Enjoy. [/IMG] [/IMG]
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    Irish alzheimers

    Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost >fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his >life. > > > After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, >"Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?" > > >...
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    This is pretty cool

    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34244097/ P.S. Make sure your sound is up
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    I'd never be able to pull this off.

    Older but not Wiser > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th > birthday. She spend > $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On > her way home, she > stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before > leaving, she says to the > clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how...
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    A science question

    For you aspiring astronomers and astrophysicists. The earths circumference is approx. 24,000 miles. It takes 24 hours for the earth to complete 1 revolution, meaning we are rotating at 1000 mph. If you fly in an airplane at 1000 mph going in the direction of the earths rotation, are you in...
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    What would YOU do?

    THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight...
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    For you married folks (mostly guys)

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking...
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    With all due respect to lawyers and priests

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St...
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    For all you doctor wanna be's

    1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby > in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed > out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her > underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there > were several cabs and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by...
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    You might be a redneck if.....you pass this challenge

    1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? (A) '65 Ford Fairlane ( B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle (C) '64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a...
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    Clutch smell

    Well, my Z has about 34k on the clock and I'm starting to smell the clutch while driving to work. Seems like maybe it's coming up through the tunnel into the cockpit. I'm only doing 40 mph on the way to work in 4th gear. The cars never been tracked or abused (does a little "spirited" driving...
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    Rules to live by

    INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss'...
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    A laugh or 2

    I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. What if there were...
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    The doctors office can be fun.

    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have...
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    It's a wonder we understand each other at all

    Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn (but I wish some people would try anyway): 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead...
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    Another new guy

    Just thought I'd stop in and say hi. Some of you I recognize from another site and I'm looking forward to stopping in from time to time.
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