• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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  1. Rich427

    The Romantic Husband

    The Romantic Husband ****************** Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: ..."Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: ..."Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: ..."Oh, honey, don't stop."...
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    THE DOCTOR AND HIS FERRARI

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A doctor goes out and buys a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped...
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    Pet Monkey...

    Pet Monkey ********* A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey named Bubba. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool...
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    Gynecologist Visit

    A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, ..."Do you know what I am doing?"...
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    Moody Woman

    ***** My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his friggin forehead! Maybe next time he'll...
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    The Old Sailor

    First I want to state that I lifted this joke directly from the Z16 forum and I did not change anything. So, Yankee, I guess you are well known in and around most ports! :rofl1: ******** The Old Sailor Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more...
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    Honeymoon Willie

    A guy out on the golf course gets hit with a golf ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin ...in...
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    Greatest Hot Wheel Video Ever...

    Whoever put this together was very creative and had waaaay too much time on their hands. But it is cool! :dancer01: http://news.windingroad.com/etc/the-greatest-hotwheels-video-of-all-time/
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    The Blonde and the Milkman...

    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So, he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde...
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    BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

    BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM #1 Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite CORRECTIVE ACTION Get someone to buy you another beer! SYMPTOM #2 Feet cold and wet CAUSE Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION Rotate glass so...
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    When it is time to change your doctor!

    When you get this type of response then it maybe time to look for a new doctor! ----------- I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking...
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    What a choice!

    I have to admit that I lifted this from the Z06 Z16 website. --What a choice!-- ...A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and yell, ..."Supersex." She then walked up to an elderly man in a...
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    Adam's Detail of my Z06

    I mentioned in a previous thread that Adam's sales rep in my area of Maryland was coming to my house to detail my new stable addition. Here is my take on the products. My comparison is Adam's to Zaino. I have been using Zaino for about three years without any major issues. I think their...
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    Adam's Car Care Products

    RichZ, I hope you don't mind but I started a new thread because I did not want my last response in the Wax on Wax off thread to go un-noticed. I have copied my last post from that thread below because I just don't think that you get vendors that typically go out of their way like Adam Pitale...
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    Are you tired of telemarketers?

    A friend sent this to me today and I lmao on this one! http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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    Corvettes at Carlisle

    Well I made my annual trek to Corvettes at Carlisle and as usual, came back with a little lighter wallet, bought some stuff for the cars. I took my camera with intentions of posting a lot of pictures for the board members who have not every been to Carlisle. Unfortunately, had a problem with...
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    Holy Crap!! What a difference.

    Just had the Run Flats removed from my 01 vert and replaced with Goodyear GS D3s. Wow, what a difference! The harsh, abrupt road fell is gone and the new tires really handle well on the back roads up here in Maryland. I can't believe I lived with the Rock Flats for 5 years. If anyone is...
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    Race Day - Indy 500/Coke 600

    Big day for racing fans! The wife and I attended the NCCC convention in Indianapolis a few years ago and we were able to take the '01 Vert out on the track. With the top down I held my camera in my right hand, resting on the top windshield frame and took pictures as we went around the track...
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    Newbie to Site

    I picked up this site off of the Corvette Forum and thought it would be a good thing to check out. My wife and I own a '69 BB Riverside Gold convertible and a '01 Navy Blue Metallic 6 speed convertible. We currently are permanent residents in Maryland but we just built a home this past year in...
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