• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Presidential Election'2008

    Dear Abby, I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other...
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    Ain't that the Truth!

    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes...
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    What happened?

    Sunday evening my wife wanted to go get a Dr. Pepper fountain drink. I volunteered to drive her and decided to take the Corvette, as it hadn't been driven in a week or so. It fired right up (ran a little rough, but it does that when it's cold) and we got out on the road. It wasn't taking the...
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    Repairing the Country...

    The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. This should serve as an example of...
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    Get This!!

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick - he'd buy anything 'new' or just unusual. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another of his purchases - a robot that John claimed was a lie detector. It was...
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    Funny....

    When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "YOU'RE NEXT." They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them...... AT...
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    Politics as usual

    Ill. Gov. Blagojevich arrested in Obama successor probe CHICAGO – Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges of conspiring to get financial benefits through his authority to appoint a U.S. senator to fill the vacancy left by Barack Obama's election as president. According...
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    WOW!

    Stumbled across this while searching for something unrelated....Oh My! www.fastcoolcars.com/car-collection-1.htm Try this one, not the same, but still awesome! This guy lives in Charlotte County, some of you may already know him.
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    Here's a project...

    How hard would it be to drop my C-4 on this chassis?.....hmmm http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Parts...=p4506.c0.m245 OOPS!! Click on HOME PAGE and type in "2007 Z06 rolling chassis"
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    Slow?

    Are we having server issues? It seems unusually slow today.....
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    He has a point.....

    An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation: We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep...
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    How to clean the toilet.

    This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one quick, smooth movement, put the cat in the...
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    Diets

    CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks t han...
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    Always wear underwear!

    Underwear is Important !! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who...
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    Worm Gruntin' Festival

    Hey Rich, I didn't want it to slip by you this year as it has in years past! This Saturday is the Sopchoppy Worm Gruntin' Festival. For all you folks who never heard of Sopchoppy, it's a small (small) town about 45 miles south of Tallahassee.
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    Spitzer for President

    President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems. Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, if we spend it on computers...
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    Another Legend Departed

    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, It is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 83. The most traumatic part for his...
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    No Dummy!

    An older, distinguished, white haired gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old gentleman...
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    I must be a Republican!

    As seen on "Yahoo" news, • Candidates to Cuba: Release prisoners By JOAN LOWY, Associated Press Writer 41 minutes ago Presidential candidates Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain called for the release of political prisoners in Cuba following Fidel Castro's resignation...
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    Happy Valentine's Day!!

    WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be...
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