• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    check it out

    anyone interested, they are for sale, but only for custom build.
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    help

    does anyone have any recomendations for detailing work done in the DeLand area. thank you for any and all help.
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    my dog

    Thanks to the orginal poster: My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs...
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    Makes one proud

    not sure were to post. Leading the fight is U S Marine Gunnery Sgt. Michael Burghardt, known as 'Iron Mike' or just 'Gunny'. He is on his third tour in Iraq . He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548...
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    how I learned to mind my own business

    I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on...... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick...
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    investment advice

    Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying. He said, "Canned Goods and Ammunition".
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    The colonoscopy

    I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis .. Then...
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    Two Trillion Tons - Sung by the Ghost of Tennessee Ernie Ford

    I know you're gonna love this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj01Sqi0zic thanks to the original poster
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    A post turtle

    Subject: Fw: A Post turtle YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER's OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE : While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher who had caught his hand in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually...
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    my burberry jacket

    Posted to Craig's List Personals To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and...
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    The last time I saw my dog lucky

    Thanks to the original poster
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    smart ass answers 08

    The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2008 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was...
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    California supreme court

    :thumbsdown: Did anyone see the ruling where the Ca. supreme Ct. ruled that an accident victim could sue the good Samaritan that pulled them from a car accident, in fear of the car burning and by doing so, caused more harm. Guess that he should have let the victim to their fate.
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    Another red neck

    I guess I'm a redneck, yee haw!! Nicest redneck email that I have read!!! We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen...
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    ideas about a new project

    I am thinking about installing an LS3 into my C-5, has anyone done this and if so how much trouble is this project for an old backyard mechanic
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    The post turtle

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is...
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    the 10% methanol

    Is anyone else having problems with their custom engine tunes and the 10% methanol, since the third tankful, my car seems like it is flat in the lower RPM ranges.
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    to lease or not ot lease is the question

    Just wondering, how many owners lease their cars. I am thinking of leasing a C-6, but not sure of the problems that occur within a lease. Any ideas, please respond. Thank you.
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    speeding ticket

    thanks for the original poster A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ohio State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied " Ohio State Troopers don't have balls." There...
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    how to handle an airplane irritatant

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case 2. Remove your laptop 3. Start it up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, and move...
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