The Romantic Husband
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Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: ..."Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: ..."Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: ..."Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: ..."Why did you stop?"
He: ..."I found the remote."