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A post turtle

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Subject: Fw: A Post turtle

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YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER's OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE :


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher who had caught his hand in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".'

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'
 
I'll never be able to forget that poor turtle on the post for the rest of my life. Hilarious. :lmao::lmao:
 
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