We have no "EGO'S" in the Tampabay Vettes Club or allow them!!!
A Corvette owner with a C5 was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with another Corvette owner with a new C6.
One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.
"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."
FYI... the Villages (retirement community) has nightly gatherings at their two squares. Live bands or DJ's (starting at 5pm) W/dancing etc..(happy hour is 5-7pm). On Tuesday and Thursdays they have vendors (no car products though).
Check their site out. www.thevillages.com ...It's a laid back atmosphere consisting of mostly retirees, but the festivities (except for golfing) is open to the public. I know Tom Adams and some of his friends are planning to come up for a visit in the near future.
Also, on the 3rd Saturday of every month, they hold a Classic Auto Show in the town square. I go regularly.
Anyway, I just thought i'd put it out there in the event anyone wanted to check it out sometime.