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Maui No Ka Oi
A man goes out and buys a new vette convertible. One night he takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding a mo-ped. The old man looks over the vette and says, "What kinda car you got there sonny?".
The man replies, "it's a 2007 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA, it cost me over $68,000."
"That's a lot of money" says the old man. Why do they cost so much? The man answers, "Because they can go 170mph!" The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car allright!".
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what the car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120mph. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 55 and suddenly whhhoooosshhhh! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth can be going much faster than this Vette?" the man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooossshhh! it goes by him again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old man on the
mo-ped!. "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?".
Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhhoooossshh-Blam! It plows right into the back of the Vette!The man jumps out. It is the old man! Of course, the mo-ped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The guy runs up to the old man and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror?" :rofl1:
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The man replies, "it's a 2007 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA, it cost me over $68,000."
"That's a lot of money" says the old man. Why do they cost so much? The man answers, "Because they can go 170mph!" The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car allright!".
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what the car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120mph. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 55 and suddenly whhhoooosshhhh! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth can be going much faster than this Vette?" the man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooossshhh! it goes by him again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old man on the
mo-ped!. "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?".
Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhhoooossshh-Blam! It plows right into the back of the Vette!The man jumps out. It is the old man! Of course, the mo-ped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The guy runs up to the old man and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror?" :rofl1:
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