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Little boy on a public bus

sglfladad

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little boy got on the bus,
Sat next to a man reading a book,
And noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said.
" I am a Father." The little boy replied.
" My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.
" The priest looked up from his book and answered.
" I am the Father of many."
The boy said.
" My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said.
" I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
" Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."
 
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