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Grandma's Boyfriend!
A 5 year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. When playing with
his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend"?
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel
so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the
problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home"?
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend".
Grandma's minister fainted.. :hehehe:
A 5 year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. When playing with
his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend"?
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel
so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the
problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home"?
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend".
Grandma's minister fainted.. :hehehe:
