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What the words really mean
When a woman uses them

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(1)
Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!


(5)
Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to Number 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks:
A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you're welcome. WARNING: This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' in this case, for that will bring on a 'whatever'.

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Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying she's done talking with you because you are pathetic!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to Number 3.

(10)
You Know ?:
This is followed with a You or If You and is never a good thing. The longer the pause between You Know and the rest of the sentence, the greater the pain.

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