• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

A real cowboy

larryk 87

De Oppresso Libre US ARMY
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat drinking his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, : Are you a real cowboy?" he replied, " well, ive spent my life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so i guess i am.

She said, "Im a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as i get up in the morning, i think about women, when i shower, i think about women, when i shower, i think about women, Everything seems to remind me of women.

The two sat in sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?".

He replied, "I always thought i was, but i just found out im a lesbian
 
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