larryk 87
De Oppresso Libre US ARMY
A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Morris, do you have a story to share?
Yes ma'am, My dad toal a story about my Aunt Mildred, She was a pilot in desert storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she has was a flask of Whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the Whisky on the way down so it wouldnt break, then she landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, Killed four more with the knofe, till the blade broke, then she killed the last one with her bare hands.
Good Heavens said the horrified teacher, What kind of moral did did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?
" Stay the hell away from Aunt Mildred when she's drinking"
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Morris, do you have a story to share?
Yes ma'am, My dad toal a story about my Aunt Mildred, She was a pilot in desert storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she has was a flask of Whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the Whisky on the way down so it wouldnt break, then she landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, Killed four more with the knofe, till the blade broke, then she killed the last one with her bare hands.
Good Heavens said the horrified teacher, What kind of moral did did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?
" Stay the hell away from Aunt Mildred when she's drinking"