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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang
of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and
most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled,
"Now, back off, or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!"
St. Peter was very impressed .... "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang
of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and
most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled,
"Now, back off, or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!"
St. Peter was very impressed .... "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
