85vette
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Two men are driving through Florida when they get pulled over by a County Deputy. The Deputy walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHAP, the Deputy smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Florida pal" the Deputy answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm from Georgia".
The Deputy runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean-- and gives the guy his license back. The Deputy then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHAP, the Deputy smacks him in the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the officer.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know," the cop says," that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that a**hole would've tried that s**t with me!"
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Florida pal" the Deputy answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm from Georgia".
The Deputy runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean-- and gives the guy his license back. The Deputy then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHAP, the Deputy smacks him in the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the officer.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know," the cop says," that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that a**hole would've tried that s**t with me!"
