A cabbie picks up a nun..............she gits in the cab, & notices that the VERY handsome cab driver (ME) won't stop staring @ her..............she asks him (ME) why I'm staring @ her I replie:'I have TO ASK you, but I don't want to offend ya,' ........she answers, MY son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am & have bin a nun as long as I have, ya get a chance to see & hear just about everything. I'm shure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'...................'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me,'....................She responds, 'WELL, let's see what we can do about that; #1, you have to be single & 2, you must be Catholic!! The cab driver is very excited & says , 'YES , I'm single & catholic!' 'OK' the nun says, 'pull into the next alley.' The NUN fulfils his fantacy, this is when I left!!! WITH a realy sloppy kiss, that was among the best he had ever experienced. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying,,,.............my dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'........'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied & I must confess, I'm married & I'm jewish.'...........THE nun says,'Thats OK. My name is kevin & I'm going to a halloween party.'................ENJOY ALL............. from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!!!!
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Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.
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