• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

Happy Valentine's Day!!

85vette

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t.
 
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