ynkedad said:
:welcome: to the Forum!

It's about time!!!
By the way, Nice car you have there!
YD, I have to tell you, that is the worst "sucking up" I have ever seen! :thumbsdown:
She moved from Texas to Florida for you. Probably left family in Texas to try to set roots in sandy soil, not necessarily an easy pitch. So, understandably maybe you feel compelled to do a little sucking up for this? :thumbsup:
She let you go out and buy that yellow thing to satisfy a mid life crisis, even though she probably knew it was not the right thing to do. So, maybe a little sucking up is in order here. :yesnod:
She then let you convince her that the Stang was really not you :NoNo: , and that maybe it would be better suited for her son. I do have to admit YD, this was a good one and probably deserving of some additional sucking up. :thumbsup:
Then she let you go out and buy the right car for your mid life crisis. Ok, I can see some additional sucking up for this was needed. :yesnod:
Then she let you convince her that she needed her own Vette to tool around the Florida country side. TM you are good! In fact this was very similar to how I/we became a two Corvette family! :hurray:
But this should have put you over the top!
Remember the "Man Law" ...at least a few that jump off the top of my head.
1. Never suck up in public.
2. Never send her flowers for no reason.
3. Never send her flowers when you can pick them up at the cemetary on the ride home.
4. Never give her a box of chocolates for no reason.
5. Never give her a box of chocolates unless she is on a diet.
6. Never give her a box of chocolates that don't have at least three of them bitten into.
7. Never get on the dance floor with her unless she has threaten to cut you off for the rest of your life.
8. But whatever you don't do, always buy her whatever Corvette she wants! It will provide you with the dispensation that you will need for items one through seven above, and you get to play with it too.
9. Lastly, remember, her Corvette will never have a headache. :lmao: :rofl1: