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[85vette]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven’t seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine
now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them S*#t in my eye."

"You’re kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn’t lose an eye
just from some bird S*%t."

"It was my first day with the hook."

 

[98 softtail]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven’t seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine
now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them S*#t in my eye."

"You’re kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn’t lose an eye
just from some bird S*%t."

"It was my first day with the hook."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Kap142]

I can see it now:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[fletcher4u]

:lmao::rofl1::lmao::rofl1::lmao::rofl1::lmao:OUCH!!!

 

[Mark Dalton]

:rofl1::rofl1: Man, good thing the birdy doo-doo didn't hit him in the uhhh...pelvic area.

 

[Gary S]

Funny, besides anyone who has an 85 Vette is ok with me.