I'm Alive

[sandman]

Today I want to Rant about myself. Yup that's right you read it correctly. Friday after splitting up with my girl and she shattered my cell phone on the street(now minus$400.00) I laughed and drove away. Fast that is like Forest Gump running after a box of chocolates. I was driving to fast, angry and the weather was shitz. Raining. I came up to a bridge just blocks from the house and when I got to the top of the bridge I realized I had no more steering. First reaction eject. Oops it's not a jet. Second reaction... you dumb azz why are you going 86 miles an hour with the acceleration pedal to the floor in the rain cresting the top of the bridge?
Told you I think outside the normal box. Once I crested the top of the bridge and had no steering I applied the brakes knowing it wouldn't help but hey you do what comes natural. I kept my steering wheel straight as I could but my azz end slid around me 90 deg. Now I am definitely in trouble.
Now I am going down the bridge sideways and Im seeing street light poles cross my field of view. 1, 2, 3, 4, oh shitz. I just know I am going to go off the bridge.
Then my car still going side ways at an undetermined speed, I pass a car parked on the side of the road. Then another and another.
My car decided to go back straight so I could see what I am going to hit before I die. finally after what seemed like an eternity my car gripped the road and with my brakes still locked up I put a 20 foot skid mark in the road.

The morale of this story is:Being angry, driving way over the speed limit and still accelerating, rain and driving a vette don't mix very well. I certainly learned a lesson. I just knew I was a goner. And over what? My name is sandman and I am an adrenaline junkie and I am glad to be here tonight. Anyone know where those classes are? Not AA or NA, but AJ (Adrenaline Junkie!!!)

Seriously I don't get off on adrenaline like that!!

SM:crazy03:

 

[Pres712]

Hydroplaning

It's called hydroplaning. When it's wet, anything above 55 is asking for trouble. Hit a small puddle and you can feel it right away. I know where you are coming from but next time count to 10. :NoNo:

 

[Suicide King]

Holly no steering SM.

That’s crazy….. both your ex-girl and your driving. You’re luck you made it out alive… from both your ex- girlfriend and your driving.

Why didn’t you have steering? Was it because of the rain and the speed, or did it lock up on you?

Whatever the case may be, I’m just glad to hear you’re ok and nothing happened to your car. :yesnod:

What a lesson to learn. Good thing you didn’t have to learn the VERY hard way.

NOW! Don’t drive mad again young man. And you’re grounded for one week.
Now got to your room….and NO computer for you. :NoNo:

 

[Rich Z]

SM, glad to see you lived through that in order to make a lesson of it. Many don't. You never know when your last mistake will be.

Funny how the right foot acts when you get angry. It's pretty much impossible to control without EXTREME effort.....

 

[sandman]

Ya hydroplaining

Holly no steering SM.

That’s crazy….. both your ex-girl and your driving. You’re luck you made it out alive… from both your ex- girlfriend and your driving.

Why didn’t you have steering? Was it because of the rain and the speed, or did it lock up on you?

Whatever the case may be, I’m just glad to hear you’re ok and nothing happened to your car. :yesnod:

What a lesson to learn. Good thing you didn’t have to learn the VERY hard way.

NOW! Don’t drive mad again young man. And you’re grounded for one week.
Now got to your room….and NO computer for you. :NoNo:

No I slide on the wet pavement, Hydroplaining is what it is called. I was doing 86 when I realized I had no more steering. I grew up in the snow and never had a problem. But the wet roads is totally different. I couldn't do nothing. Not even stick my head between my legs to kiss my azz goodbye.

 

[fletcher4u]

Thats hard to do in a vette:hehehe:

 

[Suicide King]

Just glad to have you on the forum STILL.

Hey, you couldn't even call anyone because she broke your phone. That sucks.:thumbsdown:

 

[zzzona]

Next time just put your fist through the wall..Just look out for the studs....Good to hear you are o.k....:sillyme::sillyme:

 

[vett boy]

Now lets see here "Sandman"over the past week or so the following events.You found out your half pregnant,your brother-inn law is married to his sister.Now ya think your Forest Gump and your going to night school with your new girl friend Adren lynn.

I was right ,things are going down hill for ya.

 

[ynkedad]

SM,

Man:nonod:, I'm sorry for all of your troubles!

But, I'm glad you're okay, the Vette is still in one piece and that you've obviously learned a lesson from this.:thumbsup:

 

[sandman]

Yup

Now lets see here "Sandman"over the past week or so the following events.You found out your half pregnant,your brother-inn law is married to his sister.Now ya think your Forest Gump and your going to night school with your new girl friend Adren lynn.

I was right ,things are going down hill for ya.

Oh it gets better. Read My blurp in ray's ranting room. My life is full of Drama. I could make a soap opera and make a ton of money. I think I will just lock myself in a closet and throw away the key. Thanks for bringing :yesnod::wavey:up last weeks drama. It makes my slashed tires not seem so bad.:thumbsup:

SM
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