OJohnny!
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A guy shipwrecks and is stranded on a remote island with only his dog and a pig that he found on the island. After three months he starts to get these strong desires because he hasn't been with a woman for awhile. He says to his dog. "Steady this pig while I make advances towards it." The dog goes nuts and barks and chases the pig clear to the other side of the island. The guy runs after them and finds the dog standing over a dead pig. Just then he hears someone call..."Yoo Hoo!" He turns around and here comes Hillary Clinton running out of a grass hut and says.."Can I help you?" The guy says.."Yeah, steady this dog". 