floridaZ
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It's not a clever title, so sue me.
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pirate walks into a bar. he`s got a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. bartender says "oi, mate, you know you`ve got a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?" pirate says,
"aaaarrrrgggg, it`s driving me nuts...."
you know what you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing, you told her twice
do you know whats wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen and bitchin at you? you made the chain too long
what do you do if your wife is running around the backyard bleeding? reload
you know why women have smaller feet than men? so they can stand closer to the sink
you know why brides wear white on their wedding day? all kitchen appliances come in white
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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life??
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:?
If:?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?
is represented as:?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.?
Then:?
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K?
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%?
and?
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E?
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%?
But,?
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E?
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%?
And,?
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T?
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%?
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.?
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%?
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and?Attitude?will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
:crazy03:
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pirate walks into a bar. he`s got a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. bartender says "oi, mate, you know you`ve got a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?" pirate says,
"aaaarrrrgggg, it`s driving me nuts...."
you know what you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing, you told her twice
do you know whats wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen and bitchin at you? you made the chain too long
what do you do if your wife is running around the backyard bleeding? reload
you know why women have smaller feet than men? so they can stand closer to the sink
you know why brides wear white on their wedding day? all kitchen appliances come in white
_____________
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life??
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:?
If:?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?
is represented as:?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.?
Then:?
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K?
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%?
and?
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E?
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%?
But,?
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E?
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%?
And,?
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T?
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%?
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.?
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%?
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and?Attitude?will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
:crazy03:
