larryk 87
De Oppresso Libre US ARMY
Little mary margret was not the best student in catholic school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. Tell me Mary Margret, Who created the universe?
When Mary did not answer , Johnny her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty" shouted Mary Margret.
The nun said Very good, and continued with her lesson.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margret, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?
But Mary did not stir from her slumber, Once again Johnny came to her rescue and stuck mary in the butt again,
"Jesus Christ" Shouted Mary Margret, and once again the Nun said Very good, and Mary again fell back to sleep.
The Nun asked her a third question, "What did Eve say to adam after she had her twenty third child?"
Again Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Im going to break it in half........
The Nun Fainted.....
When Mary did not answer , Johnny her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty" shouted Mary Margret.
The nun said Very good, and continued with her lesson.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margret, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?
But Mary did not stir from her slumber, Once again Johnny came to her rescue and stuck mary in the butt again,
"Jesus Christ" Shouted Mary Margret, and once again the Nun said Very good, and Mary again fell back to sleep.
The Nun asked her a third question, "What did Eve say to adam after she had her twenty third child?"
Again Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Im going to break it in half........
The Nun Fainted.....
