navy2kcoupe
!ereH nI depparT m'I pleH
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over
to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
back. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you
wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their
nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and
waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind
me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was
not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, .....................
'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
Andy :rofl1: :wavey:
to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
back. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you
wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their
nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and
waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind
me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was
not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, .....................
'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
Andy :rofl1: :wavey:
:rofl1:
