This aussie meets a gorgeous redhead & falls for her, so they date for a while. & They decide to get married. SO being a good guy, they don't have s*x! He tells her I've never been with a woman before. SOOOO, on their wedding night!.....She takes a shower,& getting ready for the big night!!....SHE comes out of the bathroom, & all the furniture is moved to the walls! She says whats this?......HE says If It's anything like ****in a kangaroo! I need all the room I can get!!!.........SWAMP RAT....