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Thought this one was hillarious!
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
Best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is
numbered.'
The second , from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you
should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really
think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You
know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when
you have a few
parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all
up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
Best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is
numbered.'
The second , from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you
should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really
think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You
know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when
you have a few
parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all
up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
