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The Butler did it!

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Once upon a time, in a country manor somewhere: the lady of the house told James, the butler, that she and her husband would be out very late that night, and that the butler was free to retire early if he liked.

Arriving home alone, and much earlier than expected, the lady of the house called James to her bedroom.

"Please close the door, James" she said. He secured it behind him, with a "Yes, Ma'm"

"Could you please unclasp my pearls and remove them, James" she said. "Yes, Ma'm" said the butler and took off the pearl necklace.

"Please also unzip my dress, James", said the lady of the house, and once again, James did as was asked - "Yes, Ma'm".

"Now take off my dress," she said. "Yes, Ma'm", said James - a bit perturbed, but obeying nevertheless.

"And finally... please also, my bra... and panties." "Yes, Ma'm", James said and removed the said items.

As the tension in the room mounted, she fixed him with a stare.

"Now, James" she commanded, "if you wish to continue working for us, let this be the last time when I catch you wearing my clothes!"
 
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