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The Sargeant Major was getting ready to retire after thirty years. Some of the Battalion Staff wanted to take him out for the night. So they took him to a "Gentleman's" Club.
A Lieutenant wanted to impress all, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer approached their table, the Lieutenant licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, a Captain pulls out a $20 bill and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress all, a Major pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. The Sargeant Major is starting to worry about the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks again.
The Sargeant Major's relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going she gyrates over to him.
Now every one's attention is focused on the Sargeant Major. And the girl is egging him on to top the $50.
His brain was churning as he reached for his wallet, What could he do???
Then the Marine Corps training in him took over!
He got out his ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her butt, grabbed the 80 bucks and went to the bar.
A Lieutenant wanted to impress all, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer approached their table, the Lieutenant licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, a Captain pulls out a $20 bill and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress all, a Major pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. The Sargeant Major is starting to worry about the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks again.
The Sargeant Major's relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going she gyrates over to him.
Now every one's attention is focused on the Sargeant Major. And the girl is egging him on to top the $50.
His brain was churning as he reached for his wallet, What could he do???
Then the Marine Corps training in him took over!
He got out his ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her butt, grabbed the 80 bucks and went to the bar.
