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OK, this is my first contribution to this section, and it is all true!
My Mother, who is in her 80's, lives in WI and we try to call her at least once a week. I just got off the phone with her and she told me about her friends daughters kid who is autistic. This is a big hefty kid in is teens and although he is only at a 6-7 year olds mental capacity with most things, but can stay at home OK during the day when his parents are at work (his Mom works 1/2 days). So she gets a call the other morning at her work from her son....and he say's "you need to come home". She reminds him that she gets out at noon and will come right home & have lunch w/him. He tells her "You need to come home now". He won't tell her why, so the moms boss overhears and tells her to run home and see whats up (they apparently live near where she works). She gets home, comes in the house and asks the boy whats up? He whispers "I have a leprecaun". She says "what"? He whispers again "I have a leprecaun". He then takes her hand and leads her to his bedroom closet, where she sees a chair against the closet door against the knob. She wonders, what in the heck does this kid doing now? He opens the door up and this totally pissed off midget stomps out bitching & screaming how he is going to press charges & sue her, etc. Turns out the little dude is a census worker, and when he knocked on the door (the kid is never to open the door for a stranger) the kid peeked out the window and saw for the first time in his life a midget! He remembered one of his books about catching a leprcaun and you get the pot of gold.....so he grabbed the guy, who was apparently kicking & screaming, and carried him inside and locked him in the closet!!!
I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long! I guess they persuaded the little dude to not sue them, but this is so freaking funny! At first I thought my Mom was getting Alzheimers.
My Mother, who is in her 80's, lives in WI and we try to call her at least once a week. I just got off the phone with her and she told me about her friends daughters kid who is autistic. This is a big hefty kid in is teens and although he is only at a 6-7 year olds mental capacity with most things, but can stay at home OK during the day when his parents are at work (his Mom works 1/2 days). So she gets a call the other morning at her work from her son....and he say's "you need to come home". She reminds him that she gets out at noon and will come right home & have lunch w/him. He tells her "You need to come home now". He won't tell her why, so the moms boss overhears and tells her to run home and see whats up (they apparently live near where she works). She gets home, comes in the house and asks the boy whats up? He whispers "I have a leprecaun". She says "what"? He whispers again "I have a leprecaun". He then takes her hand and leads her to his bedroom closet, where she sees a chair against the closet door against the knob. She wonders, what in the heck does this kid doing now? He opens the door up and this totally pissed off midget stomps out bitching & screaming how he is going to press charges & sue her, etc. Turns out the little dude is a census worker, and when he knocked on the door (the kid is never to open the door for a stranger) the kid peeked out the window and saw for the first time in his life a midget! He remembered one of his books about catching a leprcaun and you get the pot of gold.....so he grabbed the guy, who was apparently kicking & screaming, and carried him inside and locked him in the closet!!!
I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long! I guess they persuaded the little dude to not sue them, but this is so freaking funny! At first I thought my Mom was getting Alzheimers.
