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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else
on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few
minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear
someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would
you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are
full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at
my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is
my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone
coming?".... "That was me."
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I stole this from another forum.:thumbsup:
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else
on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few
minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear
someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would
you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are
full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at
my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is
my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone
coming?".... "That was me."
...........................................................................................
I stole this from another forum.:thumbsup:
