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08-11-2007, 04:02 PM
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Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum Fuk
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive
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Great
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08-11-2007, 04:30 PM
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Here's one I'm familiar with:
The rent is due
Gi Mi Ma Ni
Wow, it really does work!
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The only things missing are wings!
FAA required decal for all experimental aircraft. Happens to be in red!
Figured no place else more appropiate than attached to the drivers' window on my '06!
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