• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

Blood everywhere

I insist on carring a glock #20 10MM and the wife carries a S&W 38 VERTUALLY EVERYWHERE,ALL THE TIME....you might want to think thru the concequences of being un -armed ,now you don,t necessarily need a gun, but at least carry a large easy to access pocket knife! you probably found out that you can carry for years without it being necessary, but like a spare tire or a fire extinguisher, once you need it you need it easily accessed and in perfect working condition, and like you found out, failure to have instant access can have a big down side!
ONE of my neighbors carries like I do, but he is (OLD SCHOOL) and carries a stainless gvt 45 ACP,
a few years ago a guy pretending to be a lost pizza delivery guy, ... tried to do a home invasion , pushing his way into the home with a 22 pistol, my buddy after punching the guy ran screaming for his wife to grab the 12 ga shotgun, forgetting for a few seconds about the 45 pistol in his belt,.... when he reached the kitchen he remembered,.... drew the pistol, spun around and saw a guy with a bloody nose exiting the front door, cops later caught the guy,who told them, my neighbor was lucky, the guy had tried to shoot him, after getting his nose busted, but had forgotten to release the safety, and on hearing (12GAUGE!) decided staying around was less than smart,and became convinced when he saw the old guys 45 pistol
 
vett boy said:
I'm seldom home as I travel a lot.Today I got home early and my wife asked if I'd cook some burgers on the grill and of coarse I agreed.
The neighbor has one of those yuppie farms .One of their goats got loose and barrels up the driveway and knocks my to the ground.I'm scheduled to go in for tendon repairs soon and I can't get up that easily.My dog Lizzie goes ballistic (part pit bull )then the English bull dog attacks .I yelled for my wife to get the dogs into the house .In the process the goat bolts threw the screen door into the kitchen .
The goat and the two dogs are on top of my wife and the dogs are rabid by this time.
I'm screwed up bad by this time only equal to passing a kidney stone during birth.I go for the closest gun which was a 22 pistol.I had to be careful not to shoot the wife because I really like her.I get three rounds off before the gun jambs:banghead:I can't get the shell out of the barrel and get it clear,the the damn thing falls apart.The wife gets the dogs into the pantry and she escapes.The goat is pizzin' blood all over the walls ,carpet but at least he's down but alive.
All the rest of the guns are in the gun safe and I don't want to leave the greater area so I call my second neighbor who didn't want to get involved.Finally I called 911 and the sheriff came within 45 minutes .He drug the critter out still alive and shot it in the drive.

Other than that I've been getting obscene calls on my cell phone from a gay guy in Quebec :banghead:
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Ya ot to be glad someone din't run over your Dog ?????? :thumbsup:
 
Mannings said:
And you went home early, why?
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I went home early the day after the shootout because nothing had gone wrong at work .Picked up my wife took her out for nice evening and a bed and breakfast on the coast.

The rooms have new tile and carpet .Painter comes the first of the week.
 
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