• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Corporate Shake-up

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this. Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO...
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    Little Johnny meets Barack Obama

    Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word tragedy. So our illustrious president asked the class for...
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    Life in a small town.....

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've...
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    HAAA!

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife!:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
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    Panhandle Weather

    It didn't seem too bad at my house, but we did get 4.25 inches of rain since last night. A little windy at times but it could have been a lot worse. How did everyone else up this way fare?
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    What A Salesman!

    Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance...
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    Italian style business!

    Luigi (the father) says to his son. . . 'I wanta you to marry a girl of my choice.' The son says, 'I will choose my owna bride!!!' Luigi says, 'But the girla, she is Bill Gates' daughter.' Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.' Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a...
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    A different approach to the C3

    I know what you mean Gordon. You see what I pull. This trailer is 42 foot and 6000 pounds EMPTY! I had a Chevy 2500HD with the 5.7 gasser a few years ago and it struggled pulling my 18 foot trailer with a tractor on it. I went to a Chevy 2500HD 6.5 Turbo Diesel and that was a major improvement...
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    Those Darn Canadians....

    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender: "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip." The one on the left says; "I'm John, he's Jim." "Two Molson Canadian draft beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries...
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    YES!!!!

    The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on a stage together in front of a huge crowd. However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to make this time more interesting, Nancy said to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd...
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    hmmmmm....

    The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Obama on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!" His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Obama sits, head in hands. Finally, he looks up and asks...
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    Poor mans ZR-1?

    Has anyone seriously looked at the 2009 cadillac CTS-V? A 4 door, 556 horsepower, 551 ft/lb version of the ZR-1 engine for (less than) half the price some dealers are asking for the LS9 Corvette. The CTS-V is the high-performance version of Cadillac's CTS sedan2, and it's all-new for 2009. The...
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    Need Hotel advice for Tampa Busch Gardens area

    Hey Folks, We're making it a mini vacation/family trip to Busch Gardens this weekend and would like some advice on where to stay. Are there any quiet, nice hotel/motels with a pool in the area that anyone could recommend?
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    Let me back in!

    I am over 50, and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 34 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't even be able to join a military unit...
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    Presidential Election'2008

    Dear Abby, I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other...
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    Ain't that the Truth!

    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes...
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    What happened?

    Sunday evening my wife wanted to go get a Dr. Pepper fountain drink. I volunteered to drive her and decided to take the Corvette, as it hadn't been driven in a week or so. It fired right up (ran a little rough, but it does that when it's cold) and we got out on the road. It wasn't taking the...
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    Repairing the Country...

    The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. This should serve as an example of...
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    Get This!!

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick - he'd buy anything 'new' or just unusual. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another of his purchases - a robot that John claimed was a lie detector. It was...
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    Funny....

    When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "YOU'RE NEXT." They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them...... AT...
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