• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Cars And Coffee

    Anyone planning on making this on Sat.??? CARS AND COFFEE....... Current Address:3051 Tech Drive Saint Petersburg, FL 33716 Website:http://www.dupontregistry.com
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    KISS MILITARY SALUTE

    always thought Gene Simmons & the band "KISS" were a bunch of strange people. But it seems I have been wrong:shrug01: on this issue. This was filmed in Iraq at a USO tour of a US Marine Base. Play it and spread it to every person you know...KISS (without makeup) ROCKS the military...
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    NOT FOR SENSITIVE MEN

    My husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' And they say blondes are dumb...
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    FREE CLUTCH........

    I Recently installed a new LS7 clutch..I have the factory set up..clutch disc, pressure plate, and T/O bearing with only 18K miles on them...there was no problem with them..of course they are free so they are what they are
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    FUNNY DODGE COMMERCIAL

    Pulled the day it hit the air.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvEbxPW9js4
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    CHOOSING A WIFE

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new...
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    Little Old Man

    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'arthritis.'
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    NYMPHOMANIACS CONVENTION.........

    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he...
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    DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER

    December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow...
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    Can all these guys be this STUPID

    Notice the guy doing the video walks in front of the car while filming.. good thing it didn't launch..:eek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM3So0U1BMQ&feature=player_embedded
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    Inappropriate T-Shirts

    U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts ) The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.):shrug01: To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEast For Inst...
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    YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF....

    YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF... 10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 8. You have more wives than teeth. 7. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider...
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    SOME WORDS OF WISDOM

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WISDOM - FROM THE MANUAL ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ "If the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal ------------ --------- --------- --------- "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the...
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    WIDDLE WABBITS

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white...
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    The Final Word

    *As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. * *As I was not familiar with the...
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    Something cool..

    [Someone did an awesome job putting this together and with sound to boot. At the very end of the video you'll hear the song ' Thunder Road ' sung by the star of the movie for which it was the theme! Not uncommon except this is the one and only song ever recorded, for publication, sung by...
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    Careful With That Handle.....

    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few more minutes later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is...
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    TOP THIS FOR A SPEEDING TICKET

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar .One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised...
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    2 FREE TIRES

    I have had these tires for a couple of years and bought them used. I only put about 200 miles on them myself. They have a date code of 2002 and there is some drying out of the rubber, but I just took them off the wheels last week. No patches or holes..Nitto Extreme 555...ZR rated...
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    A Ride WithThe Granddaughter

    A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time: just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he...
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