you do have it bad!!
I have all of what you wish for except the interior is silver as well. No electric mirrors either. And I haven't a clue about the heavy duty cooling RPO.
Besides, you'd have to get pass my girlfriend in order for it to be up for sale!
We bought the car for 12K and since have applied new T-Tops for a grand, new paint for another 5k and new wheels for another grand. Come a few months from now: a new interior for about 4 grand. That would put the car at a selling price of about 20 to 22K. And we just turned 60K on the mileage...actually not bad for a car 25 years old.
Keep looking...your car IS out there!