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Unread 12-30-2007, 01:25 PM   #1
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh, so sad dear" says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too" says mum quietly.
"Oh, gracious me ..." Says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would be 18, she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"


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Unread 12-30-2007, 09:16 PM   #2
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Hey a gun forum like this vette forum. COOL.

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Unread 12-30-2007, 10:10 PM   #3
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Yeah.... http://www.ArmsLocker.com is one of my other forums. Not really very active, but what the heck.
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Unread 12-31-2007, 10:55 AM   #4
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12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass.
5. Always scoot before licking.
4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND

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TOOOO Funny guys!
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I laughed like crazy at that joke.....I just had to send it to my man in Iraq.
He's a contractor with Blackwater and I'm sure that will get around fast !! Thanks for the giggles !
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