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Unread 01-02-2007, 06:48 AM   #1
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Are You Ready for a Corvette?
Take the True/False Quiz and Determine Your Readiness



T F... Life in the fast lane is the only way to travel.

T F... My driver’s license has no points against it – yet.

T F... I can tolerate the wind in my face and the highway patrol on my rear.

T F... The speed limit should be raised to 180 m.p.h.

T F... Being an adult is no reason to stop playing hot wheels.

T F... I like the idea of having no back seat driver...ever.

T F... I like getting yelled at, whistled at, waved at and honked at.

T F... I like it even better if I haven’t left my coffee cup on the roof.

T F... I refuse to park where my doors might get pinged.

T F... I frequently practice "creative parking".

T F... The roar of the motor sounds better than a radio.

T F... Low bucket seats don’t give me leg cramps or a backache.

T F... I love planning activities and outings that my car will enjoy.

T F... I’m willing to hold my breath while trying to get over speed bumps.

T F... I’m offended by a challenge from a Porsche.

T F... I’m offended by the mere mention of a Porsche.

T F... When caught speeding, I’m willing to tell a traffic cop, "It was worth it!"

T F... I’ve bottomed out on a steep driveway without swearing out loud.

T F... I know the meaning of 0-60 in 4.8 - or I would like to learn.

T F... I’d be willing to lose my fear of flying in an automobile.

T F... Time can be measured as BC and AD. (Before Corvette and After Deal)

T F... The generation gap is smaller in a Corvette than any place else on earth.

T F... I love driving an ego car with a vanity license plate.

T F... I’m expecting a mid life crisis.

T F... I know the correct answer to "How do you like your Vette?".


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23+ True - Mid-life crisis ready to happen. You’re speeding in the fast lane.

15-20 True – You’ve got The Fever – Kiss your bank account goodbye and close the generation gap before it’s too late.

5–15 True - Senility is closing in. Consider an SUV. Then get out of the way and eat our smoke.

1-5 True - Hopeless – Stick with the old clunker and affordable insurance rates. Hot cars are not your forte’.


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Unread 01-02-2007, 07:58 AM   #2
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