Always wear underwear!
Underwear is Important !!
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve
a tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car
break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car
in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near
the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment,
she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, andr
tucked
everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however,
had to have three stitches in his forehead
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