A very short story

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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.

Sorry, guys I had to post this one when I got it from a friend

[ynkedad]

where's the female dog come into play?

[Rich Z]

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Woman rounds the curve in the other direction.
Crashes a tree trying to miss the female poodle in the middle of the road, and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
Thought For Tomorrow: If only women would listen....

That that, my friends, is the REST of the story......

[ynkedad]

Linda left out the rest of the story .

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Originally Posted by ynkedad

Linda left out the rest of the story .

Wrong! Rich decided to edit it a little...