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Unread 03-31-2007, 01:43 PM   #1
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:

..."I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies:

..."Your eyesight's damn near perfect."


... Poor guy, he never heard the shot!

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Unread 03-31-2007, 10:09 PM   #2
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It's really very funny
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Unread 04-01-2007, 03:14 PM   #3
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Unread 04-01-2007, 06:32 PM   #4
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Hmmm...it seems that honesty is not always the best policy.
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Ouch! I'm sure that guy woke up later with a bruised face!


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