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Unread 04-15-2007, 06:50 PM   #1
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36
have been accused of spousal abuse


7
have been arrested for fraud




19
have been accused of writing bad checks


117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses



3
have done time for assault




71,
repeat
71 cannot

get a credit card due to bad credit




14
have been arrested on drug-related charges


8
have been arrested for shoplifting




21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and




84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in
the last year




Can
you guess which organization this is?




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up yet? . . . Scroll down,






















Neither,
it's the 535 members of the United States Congress.



The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

AND THEY JUST VOTED THEMSELVES $15,000 PER MONTH PENSION FOR LIFE AFTER SERVING ONLY ONE TERM IN CONGRESS!!
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I knew I wouldn't fit in there...
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