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Unread 05-11-2007, 08:44 AM   #1
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Most Powerful Liquid

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine. "

The Priest said "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water
and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby. "

The little boy replied "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Vette . "
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You're not well! And I like that in a dude. Keep up the good work and watch out for very fast cats


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