Dirty Dishes

[JCswm]

Steve is shopping for an old Corvette . He finally finds one for a great price, and all the original chrome looks brand new. The previous owner had told him that whenever he thought he was going to get caught in the rain he would smear vaseline on all the Chrome to protect it. so whenever it rains he needs to smear Vaseline all over the Chrome. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new (old) Corvette to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his Corvette. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE DAMN DISHES!!"

[Rich427]

[larryk 87]

i think im gonna die....