Shadow
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Today while travelling north on 2-75 from the I-4 interchange, I observed the immediate aftermath of a pretty serious crash in the South bound lane of the interstate between MLK & Hillsborough Ave.
The smoke from the crash hadn't even cleared and I saw the driver of the striking vehicle run from the car to the other vehicle now on the shoulder.
The striking vehicle was pretty well totalled from the firewall forward.
Here's where it gets pathetically funny...
Call to 9-11 disptacher:
9-11 whats the nature of your emergency?
Me: there's been a crash in the center lane of I-275, southbound just north of MLK (this is in the CITY OF TAMPA by the way
).
9-11- I'll get FHP for you:rofl1:
I won't print the obscenity I uttered when she said that, but suffice to say she heard it and responded with: "it's on the interstate sir
":lmao:
(I guess it's ok for the city to write tickets on the interstate but lets not do any other police work there?)
Anyway, a ring later FHP is on the line.
Florida Highway Patrol how can I help you?
Me: There's been a crash on I-275 southbound.
At least 2 vehicles, one venicle is disabled in the CENTER LANE with FIRE in the engine compartment. You might want to dispatch Tampa Fire/Rescue with the Trooper. This is approximately 1/4 mile south of Hillsborough Ave.
Went on to advise the FHP dispatcher that there did not appear to be anyone trapped in either vehicle (had that been the case, someone else would have had to make this call), but again, the striking vehicle was disabled in the CENTER LANE with "FIRE IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT."
FHP- Can you describe the vehicle?:lmao::rofl1::lmao::rofl1::lmao::rofl1:
(I though I was going to lose it:rofl1::rofl1
Me (trying not to laugh at the question): Sure. It'll be the silver one on FIRE in the center lane!:rofl1:
What the F**k??? Would you like fries with that? Paper or plastic? Good God! What are we hiring now days?:rofl1::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Then she wanted my name and phone number...so I gave it to her.....kept waiting for the distant KaBoom!
The smoke from the crash hadn't even cleared and I saw the driver of the striking vehicle run from the car to the other vehicle now on the shoulder.
The striking vehicle was pretty well totalled from the firewall forward.
Here's where it gets pathetically funny...
Call to 9-11 disptacher:
9-11 whats the nature of your emergency?
Me: there's been a crash in the center lane of I-275, southbound just north of MLK (this is in the CITY OF TAMPA by the way

9-11- I'll get FHP for you:rofl1:

I won't print the obscenity I uttered when she said that, but suffice to say she heard it and responded with: "it's on the interstate sir

(I guess it's ok for the city to write tickets on the interstate but lets not do any other police work there?)
Anyway, a ring later FHP is on the line.
Florida Highway Patrol how can I help you?
Me: There's been a crash on I-275 southbound.
At least 2 vehicles, one venicle is disabled in the CENTER LANE with FIRE in the engine compartment. You might want to dispatch Tampa Fire/Rescue with the Trooper. This is approximately 1/4 mile south of Hillsborough Ave.
Went on to advise the FHP dispatcher that there did not appear to be anyone trapped in either vehicle (had that been the case, someone else would have had to make this call), but again, the striking vehicle was disabled in the CENTER LANE with "FIRE IN THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT."
FHP- Can you describe the vehicle?:lmao::rofl1::lmao::rofl1::lmao::rofl1:
(I though I was going to lose it:rofl1::rofl1

Me (trying not to laugh at the question): Sure. It'll be the silver one on FIRE in the center lane!:rofl1:
What the F**k??? Would you like fries with that? Paper or plastic? Good God! What are we hiring now days?:rofl1::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Then she wanted my name and phone number...so I gave it to her.....kept waiting for the distant KaBoom!
