• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

A very short story

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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen. :D

Sorry, guys I had to post this one when I got it from a friend :hehehe:
 
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Woman rounds the curve in the other direction.
Crashes a tree trying to miss the female poodle in the middle of the road, and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
Thought For Tomorrow: If only women would listen....

That that, my friends, is the REST of the story...... :lmao:
 
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