JIM KILL
TampaBay Vettes
Are You Ready for a Corvette?
Take the True/False Quiz and Determine Your Readiness
:lmao:
T F... Life in the fast lane is the only way to travel.
T F... My driver’s license has no points against it – yet.
T F... I can tolerate the wind in my face and the highway patrol on my rear.
T F... The speed limit should be raised to 180 m.p.h.
T F... Being an adult is no reason to stop playing hot wheels.
T F... I like the idea of having no back seat driver...ever.
T F... I like getting yelled at, whistled at, waved at and honked at.
T F... I like it even better if I haven’t left my coffee cup on the roof.
T F... I refuse to park where my doors might get pinged.
T F... I frequently practice "creative parking".
T F... The roar of the motor sounds better than a radio.
T F... Low bucket seats don’t give me leg cramps or a backache.
T F... I love planning activities and outings that my car will enjoy.
T F... I’m willing to hold my breath while trying to get over speed bumps.
T F... I’m offended by a challenge from a Porsche.
T F... I’m offended by the mere mention of a Porsche.
T F... When caught speeding, I’m willing to tell a traffic cop, "It was worth it!"
T F... I’ve bottomed out on a steep driveway without swearing out loud.
T F... I know the meaning of 0-60 in 4.8 - or I would like to learn.
T F... I’d be willing to lose my fear of flying in an automobile.
T F... Time can be measured as BC and AD. (Before Corvette and After Deal)
T F... The generation gap is smaller in a Corvette than any place else on earth.
T F... I love driving an ego car with a vanity license plate.
T F... I’m expecting a mid life crisis.
T F... I know the correct answer to "How do you like your Vette?".
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23+ True - Mid-life crisis ready to happen. You’re speeding in the fast lane.:thumbsup:
15-20 True – You’ve got The Fever – Kiss your bank account goodbye and close the generation gap before it’s too late.:thumbsup:
5–15 True - Senility is closing in. Consider an SUV. Then get out of the way and eat our smoke.:thumbsdown:
1-5 True - Hopeless – Stick with the old clunker and affordable insurance rates. Hot cars are not your forte’.:thumbsdown:
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Take the True/False Quiz and Determine Your Readiness
:lmao:
T F... Life in the fast lane is the only way to travel.
T F... My driver’s license has no points against it – yet.
T F... I can tolerate the wind in my face and the highway patrol on my rear.
T F... The speed limit should be raised to 180 m.p.h.
T F... Being an adult is no reason to stop playing hot wheels.
T F... I like the idea of having no back seat driver...ever.
T F... I like getting yelled at, whistled at, waved at and honked at.
T F... I like it even better if I haven’t left my coffee cup on the roof.
T F... I refuse to park where my doors might get pinged.
T F... I frequently practice "creative parking".
T F... The roar of the motor sounds better than a radio.
T F... Low bucket seats don’t give me leg cramps or a backache.
T F... I love planning activities and outings that my car will enjoy.
T F... I’m willing to hold my breath while trying to get over speed bumps.
T F... I’m offended by a challenge from a Porsche.
T F... I’m offended by the mere mention of a Porsche.
T F... When caught speeding, I’m willing to tell a traffic cop, "It was worth it!"
T F... I’ve bottomed out on a steep driveway without swearing out loud.
T F... I know the meaning of 0-60 in 4.8 - or I would like to learn.
T F... I’d be willing to lose my fear of flying in an automobile.
T F... Time can be measured as BC and AD. (Before Corvette and After Deal)
T F... The generation gap is smaller in a Corvette than any place else on earth.
T F... I love driving an ego car with a vanity license plate.
T F... I’m expecting a mid life crisis.
T F... I know the correct answer to "How do you like your Vette?".
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23+ True - Mid-life crisis ready to happen. You’re speeding in the fast lane.:thumbsup:
15-20 True – You’ve got The Fever – Kiss your bank account goodbye and close the generation gap before it’s too late.:thumbsup:
5–15 True - Senility is closing in. Consider an SUV. Then get out of the way and eat our smoke.:thumbsdown:
1-5 True - Hopeless – Stick with the old clunker and affordable insurance rates. Hot cars are not your forte’.:thumbsdown:
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