CAKE OR BED??

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A husband is @ home watching A football game when his wife interrupts, 'honey could you fix the light in the hallway it's been flickering for weeks now'. He looks @ her & says angrily, 'fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so'. Fine, she says. Then the wife asks, 'well then, could you fix the fridge door? To which he replied, 'fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I don't think so'. 'Fine, she says. 'Then you could @ least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break' 'I'm not a carpenter & I don't want to fix steps'. He says, 'does it look like I have ACE HARDWARE written on my forehead? I don't think so I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!!! So he goes to the bar & drinks for A couple of hours.......... He start to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, & decides to go home. As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. AS he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. 'Honey', he asks,' 'how'd all this get fixed?' she said,' well, when you left I sat outside & cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, & I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, & all I had to do was either go to BED with him or bake a CAKE', He said,' so what kind of CAKE did you bake?' She replied, 'HELLOOOOO.. do you you see BETTY CROCKER written on my forehead???.........I don't think so!!..ENJOY!! from the desk of the PHANTOM!!