THOR
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Johnny was doing the wild 69 with his girlfriend and when he woke up the next morning, he realized he had a dental appointment later that morning.
So he brush his teeth 4 times, flossed them 3 times and just to be safe, he chewed on a couple of mints just before arriving at the dental office.
As he was laying in the dental chair, the dentist leaned over to take a look and then said to Johnny, " Wow you must have been doing the 69 last night!"
Johnny, all embarrassed, said "Wow Doc, I brushed and flossed my teeth like crazy this morning. HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
The doctor said, "Johnny, your teeth are really clean but your forehead smells like S##T!"
So he brush his teeth 4 times, flossed them 3 times and just to be safe, he chewed on a couple of mints just before arriving at the dental office.
As he was laying in the dental chair, the dentist leaned over to take a look and then said to Johnny, " Wow you must have been doing the 69 last night!"
Johnny, all embarrassed, said "Wow Doc, I brushed and flossed my teeth like crazy this morning. HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
The doctor said, "Johnny, your teeth are really clean but your forehead smells like S##T!"