Firewood

[Shadow]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how
he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Rednecks know how to : "Git-R-Done!"

 

[LMH4C5]

Now That Theres Funny !:lmao:

 

[Curacao]

Good one :lmao::lmao:

 

[THOR]

That's weird! I heard that a certain Gordon had "juana" inside his logs by his garage too. Better call the sheriff! :lmao::lmao:

 

[RevXtreme 1]

:lmao:Good one Gordon!:thumbsup:

 

[Gary S]

Funny, I kuda used some of that there fire wood last night Virgil.