Mark Dalton
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were
about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and know
that now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."
A moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were
about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't contain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and know
that now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."
A moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line
THAT sounds like my ex mother-in-law!!!! If her name is Pat...HURRY...Run while you still can!!!! 
